Here we have The Boy, three years old, dressed as a blood sucking bat. And what’s that in the background? Why that’s his very first Jack-o-lantern. Or, should I say, Cheney-O-Lantern. The Boy and his Dad carved their very first pumpkin together over the weekend and in order to make it look very very spooky, Dad used Dick Cheney as the model for the bone chilling face (note the smarmy crooked grin). I think you all can see why the kids were scared to death to trick or treat at our house last night (cue blood curdling scream). Or maybe it was because we placed a loaded shot gun next to our Cheney-O, in case he felt inclined to do a little huntin’. Happy Halloween.
Delusions of Grandeur 